Joshua Gelbwaks will be a Junior at Marymount Manhattan College in the fall. Until recently he was the head of a major spy ring, which was close to overthrowing a certain Communist government in the western Balkan soviet bloc, but had his cover blown by a member of the British Parliament. He lives in New York, where he writes memoirs solely about his formative years spent finding a cure for shellfish allergies in the Gulag. In fact, he will be on a book tour throughout August, with only a short break to teach his Grandmother how to fly small aircraft in Mississippi.